For YouTube creators

Stop writing YouTube descriptions.
Upload the video instead.

Every upload comes with a tax: description, timestamps, transcript, subtitles, and then the Shorts / TikTok / Reels cut-downs. PostVomit does all of it from the source video — in your voice, in one pass — so you can actually go publish the next one.

Start Producer — $29/mo How it works ↓

Or try the free tier first if you want to kick the tires.

The video is done. The work isn't.

You finished editing two hours ago. Now you're sitting in YouTube Studio writing the description for the third time because the first two sounded like a press release. Then you'll do the chapter timestamps. Then you'll upload the SRT for subtitles. Then — if you have any energy left — you'll cut three vertical clips, rewrite the hook for TikTok, rewrite it again for Reels, and add captions to all of them.

That's the tax on every video. The actual creative work was done before you opened any of those tools. The rest is friction — and it's the reason so many creators burn out, ship inconsistent descriptions, or just give up on repurposing entirely.

Wait — doesn't TubeBuddy / VidIQ / Opus / Submagic already solve this?

Not really. TubeBuddy and VidIQ are SEO and analytics tools — they tell you what title to use, not how to write the description. Opus and Submagic do clip extraction and captioning — they cut the video, but you still have to write the hook, the description, the chapter titles. None of them solve the writing quality problem in your own voice. That's the gap PostVomit fills.

The math gets better.

What replacing the description-and-repurpose tax with one upload actually does to your workflow.

30 min 3 min

Per-video time on descriptions, timestamps, and repurpose copy.

1 upload every platform

Platform-native outputs from a single source video — no copy-paste tax.

100% your voice

Voice Profile learns how you actually write. No generic AI template.

A stack one tool

Replace the SEO tool, the clipper, the captioner, the description writer, the repurposer.

One upload. Everything written.

You drop the final video in. PostVomit handles the transcript, the description, the timestamps, the subtitle export, and the repurpose-ready copy for whichever short-form platforms you're posting to.

01

Upload the video

Drag the finished cut into PostVomit. No re-encoding, no plugin install. Long-form is exactly what it's built for.

02

Auto-transcribe + chapter

Producer-tier transcription turns the audio into a timestamped transcript and identifies the natural chapter breaks for you.

03

Description writes itself

You get a YouTube description in your voice, with chapter timestamps in the format YouTube actually expects. Paste straight into Studio.

04

Repurpose to short-form

Get hook-first scripts ready to drop into Shorts, TikTok, and Reels — same source, different rhythm for each platform.

One source video. Every platform, in your voice.

Same idea — "I quit a $300K job for YouTube" — adapted to fit how each platform actually reads. Tap any card to bring it forward.

Description

Three years ago I walked away from a corporate job most people would kill for. This video is the unedited story — the math, the panic, the moments I almost went back.

00:00 The decision
02:30 The math nobody tells you
05:45 The first 90 days
09:12 What I'd do differently
Shorts

I quit a $300K job for YouTube. Here's what I'd never do again 👇

Reel
your.handle

POV: walking out of your dream job and into your actual dream. Full breakdown in my latest video — link in bio.

Reel
Your Name

Three years ago I walked away from a corporate job that paid $300K to make YouTube videos full time. People told me I was crazy. Some still do. Here's what nobody tells you about the decision: it wasn't the money I was scared of losing. It was the identity. "Senior strategist at [big company]" felt like ME. "Some guy on YouTube" sounded like quitting. Three years in, I'm clearer about who I am than I've ever been. The income shift mattered less than I thought. The identity shift mattered more.What's the change YOU keep avoiding because of who you'd have to become to make it?

@yourhandle

trading $300K stability for content chaos lol full video on my YT

A
Your Name @yourhandle

Three years ago I walked away from a $300K corporate job to make YouTube videos. People told me I was insane. Most of them are still in that same job. Here's the part nobody warns you about: the hardest thing isn't the money. It's the identity collapse. "Senior strategist at [big company]" felt like me. "Some guy with a camera" felt like quitting. For the first six months, every networking event was excruciating. I'd watch myself flinch when people asked "so what do you do?" The math is the easy part. You can run a spreadsheet on income, runway, expenses. You can model the worst case. What you can't model is the slow, uncomfortable rewiring of how you describe yourself. Three years in, the income is fine. The identity is better. Turns out "I make things" is a more honest answer than any job title I ever had.

Tap a card or a dot to bring it forward. Swipe on mobile.

Producer — the video-to-publish plan.

Producer is the tier built around the full YouTube workflow: video upload, transcription, voice-aware writing, and multi-platform repurpose. It's the only plan featured on this page because it's the only one that does the thing this page is about.

Producer
$29 /mo
Full voice memory and a video-to-publish pipeline. Everything you need to stop manually writing descriptions.
Start Producer — $29/mo
Built for the YouTube workflow
  • Video upload + full transcription
    Long-form audio and video, timestamped output.
  • Auto-generated descriptions with timestamps
    Paste straight into YouTube Studio, chapters and all.
  • YouTube-ready subtitle export
    SRT files you can upload directly.
  • Voice Profile — sounds like you, not generic AI
    Output learns from how you actually write.
  • Repurpose to short-form platforms
    Shorts / TikTok / Reels copy from the same source.
  • Peevy coaches from your full history
    The writing assistant that learns your patterns over time.

Just want to try it first? Sign up free — no card. (Video upload is Producer-only.)

Questions creators actually ask.

How does PostVomit handle YouTube descriptions?

You upload the video. PostVomit transcribes it, identifies the natural chapter breaks, writes the description in your voice, and inserts timestamps in YouTube's expected format. You paste the result straight into YouTube Studio.

Will the description match my voice or sound generic?

PostVomit's Voice Profile learns how you actually talk and write. Producer-tier outputs are voice-aware, so the description reads like you wrote it, not like a generic AI template. You can keep tuning the profile as you go.

Does it generate timestamps automatically?

Yes. The transcript is timestamped, and chapter markers are inserted in the format YouTube needs for clickable chapters in the player. No more manually scrubbing the timeline to find the moment you switched topics.

Does it work with long videos?

Yes — full audio and video transcription is included on the Producer tier with per-month minute caps. Long-form content is exactly what this workflow is designed for. If you're a tutorial, podcast, or essay-style channel, this is your tier.

Can I edit the output before posting?

Always. PostVomit returns editable text, not a sealed export. You can tweak the hook, swap a CTA, rewrite the chapter titles, drop in your sponsorship copy — it's your description, you just didn't have to start from scratch.

How is this different from TubeBuddy, VidIQ, Opus, or Submagic?

Those tools are great at what they do — SEO suggestions, analytics, clip extraction, auto-captions. None of them solve the description writing problem in your voice. PostVomit does that, and it also exports the description, timestamps, subtitles, and repurpose copy in one pass. It's complementary, not a replacement for any of them.

Do I need to subscribe to try it?

No. The free tier lets you try the core writing engine without a card. Video upload and full transcription are on the Producer tier ($29/month), which is the workflow this page is built around.

Upload the video.
Skip the rest.

Your editing is done. Don't spend the next hour writing what the video already said. Let PostVomit handle the description, the timestamps, and the repurpose tax.

Start Producer — $29/mo