Recording's done. Editing's done. Now you sit down to write the show notes, the timestamps, the YouTube description, the three clip captions, the LinkedIn version, the X thread, the carousel script. Two more hours. Every episode. Upload to PostVomit instead — we'll write the long tail while you go cut the next one.
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You spent 90 minutes recording. Four hours editing. The MP3's in Buzzsprout, the YouTube cut is uploading. And then you open a blank doc to write the show notes. Then the chapter timestamps. Then the YouTube description (yes, again, but YouTube-style this time). Then captions for three clips you haven't even cut yet. Then the thread. Then the LinkedIn post. Two more hours per episode, every week.
Most podcasters don't quit because the episodes are hard. They quit because the post-production content scramble breaks them by month six. The episode is a finished thing. The long tail is forever.
Descript and Riverside transcribe and clip beautifully — you still have to write the clip captions. Buzzsprout auto-generates show notes that read like every other AI-generated show note. Castmagic is the closest competitor; it produces podcast outputs but they're template-shaped. PostVomit's wedge: Voice Profile means your show notes and captions sound like you hosting, not a podcast-AI template #347. Use Descript or Riverside for the audio production — PostVomit for the writing.
What the long tail looks like once one upload handles the rest of the work.
Per episode on show notes, timestamps, and clip captions combined.
Show notes, timestamps, Shorts caption, Reel caption, X thread, LinkedIn — from one upload.
Voice Profile carries across episodes. Show notes for episode 47 sound like the ones for episode 12.
90+ minute interview episodes are exactly what the Producer transcription tier is built for.
You drop the finished episode in — audio or video. PostVomit transcribes, identifies the chapters, and writes the show notes, the description, and the clip captions in your hosting voice.
MP3, WAV, M4A, AAC, or video — drag the finished cut in. No conversion, no plugin install.
Producer-tier transcription turns the audio into a timestamped transcript and identifies the natural chapter breaks.
Episode description, timestamps, key quotes, guest credits — all in your hosting voice. Paste straight into Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or YouTube.
Clip captions for Shorts, Reels, TikTok — voice-aware so each one sounds like your show, not a generic "this episode is fire" template.
Your medium starts as audio, not text. Here's what comes out the other side — without you typing it.
Same source — a podcaster's interview-episode announcement — adapted to fit how each platform actually reads. Tap any card to bring it forward.
Most productivity advice is procrastination dressed up. That's what Alex — a former Google PM turned monk — told me halfway through this week's episode, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. We talk about why optimization frameworks feel productive but rarely produce anything, why he left a $400K job for a monastery, and the question he asks himself every morning that has nothing to do with goals.
Listen, share, subscribe if this lands.
"Most of what we call optimization is just avoidance with a spreadsheet." — full episode 👇
A former Google PM, now a monk, said this out loud and I had to pause the recording. Full episode out today — link in bio.
"optimization is avoidance with a spreadsheet" — quote of the year imo. ex-google PM said it on the pod today. yapping about it for the next 47 minutes
we just released what might be our best episode ever a former Google PM (now living in a monastery) said something halfway through that broke my brain: "most of what we call optimization is just avoidance with a spreadsheet" a thread on why that landed so hard:
🧵 1/8This week's episode features Alex — a former Google PM who now lives in a monastery — on why most productivity frameworks fail. About 27 minutes in, he said something I haven't been able to stop thinking about: "Most of what we call optimization is just avoidance with a spreadsheet." That's the line that broke me. I've shipped frameworks, I've coached founders on systems, and I've watched my own to-do list become a way to avoid the conversations that actually matter. He's right. We get into the monastery year, why he left a $400K job, and the single question he asks himself every morning that has nothing to do with goals. Link in the comments.
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Producer is the tier built around video and audio upload, long-form transcription, and voice-aware writing across every platform a podcast lives on. It's the only plan featured here because it's the only one that does the thing this page is about.
Want to test the writing first? Sign up free — no card. Episode upload is Producer-only.
Common podcast formats: MP3, WAV, M4A, AAC, plus video formats like MP4 and MOV. Most episodes upload without conversion — drag the file in and the transcription handles the rest.
Yes. The transcript is timestamped, and natural chapter transitions are detected so the show notes ship with usable timestamps — paste straight into Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or YouTube.
Yes — if you train the Voice Profile. Paste a few of your past show notes during onboarding and outputs match your hosting style, not a "AI-generated podcast description" template.
No direct API integration — by design. PostVomit produces the show notes text; paste into your hosting platform of choice. Works with every podcast host because there's nothing to integrate.
Producer tier includes long-form audio and video transcription with generous monthly minute caps. Long-form episodes are exactly what this tier is built for — interview-style podcasts especially.
Yes — voice-aware captions for each short-form platform. You still cut the actual clip in Descript or Riverside; PostVomit writes the caption that hooks viewers into the full episode.
Descript and Riverside handle transcription and clip extraction beautifully. Castmagic generates podcast outputs but they sound like every other AI-generated show note. The wedge: Voice Profile means your show notes and captions sound like YOU, not a podcast-AI template. Use them in tandem — Descript or Riverside for the audio, PostVomit for the writing.
You finished editing two hours ago. Don't sit down to write the show notes from scratch. Drop the file in PostVomit and ship the long tail by dinner.
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